Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Back to school


Dear Bleaders,

I wish back to school was still a "You've Got Mail Moment." With the smell of a freshly sharpened bouquet of pencils, new lined paper waiting to be doodled on, walking hand in hand with a friend on a crisp Autumn morning. I miss those days. Now its driving around the parking lot looking for a parking spot, unforgiving college professors who only give leniency to those that are hairs away from death. Curse this wretched day! The day I go back to school! I already have financial burdens; I don't need the weight of homework. Speaking of financial burden, still no luck on the job hunt. Although that is due to the fact that I have not yet made the trip to the mall.
In other news,
I have begun the search for my biological parents. I have waited my whole life for this moment! It took one form to start the process. I though it would take a novel sized packet of forms and some lawyers at the least. Alas, a single piece of parchment will lead to the revelation of my ancestry.(Anne of Green Gables moment)
I imagine my biological parents are rock stars, or actors, or perhaps just very Jewish. Don't get me wrong, I'm satisfied with my current situation, but the thought of possibly making the tabloids has definitely crossed my mind. I could be famous for being famous...like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
I will keep you updated on my star status.

Till the morrow,
Amy

P.s. In the picture above, would you say I'm a lioness or an eskimo?

Monday, January 18, 2010

I swear on my dead rabbit Rocky's grave to update my blog!


Hey Bleaders(blog readers),

It has been so long, and I miss you.
I'm not even going to try to update you completely, the truth is...not much has changed since my last post. I still don't have a new job, I am currently residing in my parental's home...this is very temporary...i hope. I know what your thinking,"what a loser." I am not a loser, I am a winner.a poor, poor winner. This is the part where I discuss mall jobs. One might think that mall jobs are something to look down upon. Hours suck, pay sucks harder...so what are the benefits? Its all about social networking! networking with employees of other stores, and the endlessly new customers you see daily. You never know who you will meet. I'm not talking all the fancy new high class strip malls, I mean mall rat stomping ground. In the heart of ghettodome! Although I complained about my employment at Ritz Camera, the truth is that I would give anything to have that job. I met gypsies, local band legends, and just plain weirdos who you can't help but want to befriend. To the mall! I will apply everywhere.
Thanks for stopping by,

Amy

P.S. Go see my writing group's blog: thedive6.blogspot.com